Name: THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - New Scum
Brand: official genuine bootleg
SKU: this-will-not-save-you-new-scum
Price: 29.99 USD
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THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU

Some garments promise comfort.

Some promise style.

This one promises nothing—least of all salvation.

Pulled from the screaming margins of forbidden podcasts and printed in ink best described as regret, this shirt bears the unmistakable visage of a man who has already seen the ending. Behind him: writhing tentacles, a blood-red sky, and a Hollywood horizon quietly burning while everyone pretends that’s normal.

The front keeps it subtle—an occult seal, a knowing stare—because true horror doesn’t shout. It whispers. It waits. It lets you finish the episode.

The back tells the truth in bold, unavoidable letters:

THIS WILL

NOT SAVE YOU

An actual-play podcast about the horrors we live with…

and the ones we pretend are fiction.

Wear it to signal to fellow listeners that you understand the rules:

There is no safety.
There are no good choices.
Rolling well only delays the inevitable.

Perfect for late-night recordings, dimly lit conventions, or standing silently in the background of a group photo like an omen no one acknowledges until it’s too late.

Put it on.

Feel comfortable.

Feel doomed.

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100% cotton
100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
Regular fit
Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - New Scum Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.