THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - Occult Seal T-Shirt
THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU — Occult Seal T-Shirt
At first glance, it looks official.
Authoritative. Patriotic, even.
That’s how it gets you.
This shirt bears a sigil that feels almost familiar: a winged emblem, an all-seeing eye, stars arranged with unsettling intent. Look closer and the geometry slips. The symbols don’t reassure—they observe. The dice don’t promise luck—they record outcomes already decided.
Stamped across the back like a warning disguised as a creed:
THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU
No heroics. No rerolls. No appeals to higher powers—because the higher powers are already watching.
The front keeps the mark small, tucked over the heart like a quiet confession. The back reveals the full seal, the kind you’d find on a classified document explaining why containment failed and why no further reports will be issued.
This is the uniform of those who listen anyway.
Those who know the truth:
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Authority is an aesthetic.
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Symbols lie.
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Survival is temporary.
Perfect for agents, listeners, and anyone who understands that comfort is not the same as safety.
Wear it proudly.
Wear it ironically.
Wear it knowing full well—
This will not save you.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: official genuine bootleg
- Email: contact@support.officialbootleg.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - Occult Seal T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|