Some horrors wait in the dark.

This one kicks the door in.

This shirt captures the moment denial finally loses its grip: a towering, many-tendriled truth striding through a burning city, wearing a familiar face and a smile that says you should have stopped listening sooner. The skyline crumbles. The crowd panics. The episode keeps rolling.

On the front, a restrained occult mark—small, deliberate, almost polite. A reminder that the end rarely announces itself loudly at first.

Turn around, and the message becomes impossible to ignore:

THIS WILL

NOT SAVE YOU

An actual-play podcast about the horrors we live with…

and the ones we pretend are fiction.

This is not a monster from beyond the stars.

This is what happens when the mask slips, when systems fail, when the joke gets a little too real and the laughter dies in your throat.

Wear it if you understand that:

• The apocalypse doesn’t arrive—it emerges.

• Heroes are optional.

• The city was already burning; you’re just seeing it now.

Ideal for listeners who prefer their horror loud, personal, and wearing their own face.

Put it on.

Stand your ground.

Accept the truth.

This will not save you.