THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - New Scum Neon Cataclysm
At some point, the fiction stops pretending.
This shirt captures the exact second when the city realizes it has misread the genre: a familiar face stretched into something ancient and screaming, tentacles coiled through glass and steel, skyscrapers burning like votive candles offered far too late. The colors are lurid, sickly, wrong—because subtlety died several blocks ago.
The front bears a small sigil, calm and controlled, like the first line of a redacted report. Nothing alarming. Nothing actionable.
Turn it around and the truth arrives at full volume:
THIS WILL
NOT SAVE YOU
An actual-play podcast about the horrors we live with…
and the ones we pretend are fiction.
This isn’t cosmic horror at a distance.
This is horror with zoning permits.
Horror with a skyline.
Horror that looks back at you and says, you helped build this.
Wear it when you’re done believing the problem is far away.
Wear it when you know the monster doesn’t come from the void—
it comes from inside the system, screaming in neon green.
No escape routes.
No heroic framing.
No happy ending.
Put it on.
Let it glow.
Accept the diagnosis.
This will not save you.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: official genuine bootleg
- Email: contact@support.officialbootleg.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - New Scum Neon Cataclysm Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|