Name: THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - NEW SCUM RAGE
Brand: official genuine bootleg
SKU: this-will-not-save-you-new-scum-rage
Price: 33.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - NEW SCUM RAGE

$33.00

Embrace the cosmic dread with our "This Will Not Save You" T-shirt – a savage, Lovecraftian roast of California's governor, transformed into a tentacled harbinger of doom rising from the abyss.

On the back: A colossal, manic portrait of Gavin Newsom fused with writhing Cthulhu tentacles, strangling skyscrapers amid a burning cityscape under blood-red skies. In dripping gothic font: THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU – a brutal reminder that no amount of slick politics can fend off the elder gods... or bad policy.

The front delivers the details: Occult seals featuring the ominous phrase "This Will Not Save You," Illuminati-style eagles, all-seeing eyes, and subtle conspiracy symbols dripping with irony. Sleeve prints add extra nightmare fuel with glowing emblems and monstrous accents.

Material: Ultra-soft, heavyweight 100% cotton for supreme comfort – whether you're protesting, chilling, or awaiting the end times.
Fit: Unisex classic fit, true to size. Sizes XS–XXXL.
Print: Durable, high-detail screen print that holds up to washes (and recall elections).
Vibe: Black metal meets political satire. Perfect for fans of H.P. Lovecraft, California memes, dystopian humor, and anyone who loves a good "told you so."

Warning: This shirt won't save California... but it'll definitely turn heads and spark conversations. Wear at your own risk – ancient entities (and angry voters) may approach.

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100% cotton
100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
Regular fit
Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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THIS WILL NOT SAVE YOU - NEW SCUM RAGE Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.